Delhi,please stop being raped!

“I don’t feel proud of Delhi anymore”, i am not the one quoting, this is what most of the status in my home page read. The recent Delhi rape case has literally raped its reputation. People addressing it as the rape capital of India.

So what after the rape? Do we start the blame game? Lets blame those lusty men, the weak government, the ignorant police or some might also blame the victimized girl for tempting the wolves..blah blah...bull shit.

I hereby declare that people of Delhi are responsible for every rape case. Forget rape; let’s accept we don’t respect our women, and we are so used to it that we don’t even sense it. The first significant change i felt when i moved from Delhi to Chennai was the fact that the men here actually treat their ladies with the respect they deserve. This respect is clearly visible in Chennai at any public place at any time of the day. No man in Chennai dares to sit on a seat reserved for women, it’s like losing your masculinity, in Delhi it’s the other way round, the poor lady sometimes literally begs for it and in return what she gets are few lewd comments. People close to her act as mere spectators. Why???

What is this Conrods?

Personal diary

The winter holidays have begun and most of my counterparts have left for their homes, not before giving me sympathetic looks as if i have been deprived of free sponsored las Vegas tour.Thogh the maid has twice rejected my plea to clean my hostel room and mess staff have even stopped serving rasam, the reason for my stay at the land of rajni for my winter break is “The Conrods”

(So what is this Conrods?? Conrods is a team of 25 insane people (including me) working together, and not so together together to make an off-road all terrain vehicle that can withstand what even super-man cannot (batman might). Being modest, the team is defending champion of SAE  INDIA BAJA  competition and competing this year for nothing else, but retaining the championship title.)

The Three Faced Man

                                           "THE THREE FACED MAN"

Every id fac""THE THREE FACED MAN"es.

FACE # 1

The first face ,man portrays to the world. It means how an individual projects himself, his existence, his physical appearance and his views to the other people in proximity of him. This is often guided by his confidence, surroundings and his social circle. I have observed many people who unwilling adopt different lifestyle, different choices, different people just to be socially acceptable as they are not proud and confident enough to be, what they really are.

Why do boys need girls?

If you are a boy and reading this article, it does not have any content what you are thinking right now. And I know what you are thinking because I am man enough to know what other men folk think most of the time :P

So controlling my urge not to deviate from the topic, I ask

“Why do boys really need girls??

Answer: “because girls give boys the freedom of expression and act as a source of reception”

The world is a machine

Machine :A machine is a tool consisting of one or more parts that is constructed to achieve a particular goal.

(source : Wikipedia)

Thus in order to achieve that particular goal,a machine follows a particular mechanism.For proper functioning of that mechanism,we have different parts in a machine. And machines never come with any extra part,so it means that every  part of the machine is specifically made to perform a specific operation.

Let us assume this world to be a big machine,it is all the time following a certain mechanism.

Like wise every part or i should say every living or dead component was made to perform a certain operation. 

So every component has a certain purpose of existence in life.

for example:- 

Bura na main hu,na bure tum

                 
                                                     "बुरे  न मैं हू ,न बुरे  तुम "


                                                        बुरा   न मैं हू ,न बुरे   तुम
                                                        फिर क्यों है ये नफरत ,
                                                        फिर क्यों हैं बनावटी इंसान ,
                                                        फिर क्यों नहीं सब में मोहब्बत ,
                                                        फिर क्यों नहीं हैं सब साथ ...



                                                        बुरा   न मैं हू ,न बुरे   तुम
                                                        फिर क्यों ये धोखा ,
                                                        फिर क्यों  हैं ये पाप ,
                                                        फिर क्यों नहीं हैं बचपन ,
                                                        फिर कहा  गया वो ईमान...

                                                        बुरा   न मैं हू ,न बुरे   तुम
                                                        फिर क्यों हैं ये लोभ ,
                                                        फिर क्यों हैं ये काम ,
                                                        फिर क्यों नहीं हैं हम संतुष्ट,
                                                        कहा गया वो भीतर का राम ...

                                                        बुरा   न मैं हू ,न बुरे   तुम
                                                        फिर क्यों हैं गरीबी,दर्द 
                                                        और बेसहारा ,
                                                        फिर क्यों नहीं चारो तरफ
                                                        सिर्फ अच्छाई का बोल बाला ...

                                                        शायद हमने ही नकाब पहना
                                                        और खुद को संत कह डाला ,
                                                        हां बुरा   हू मैं ,थोड़े बुरे   तुम
                                                        और शायद थोडा बुरे   हैं
                                                        वो श्रृष्टि रचने वाला

                                                      - अनिमेष शाह 

Why so serious??

Why so serious???

The modern man has numerous problems but most of them have been self cultivated in which we neither have control , nor is a matter of our concern directly, still we like to feed on them and cherish the agony of their existence..

For example:

• Slump in Indian economy ,
• Hike in Petrol prices 
•  The daily soap heroine being tortured,
• Scoring a mark less in exam
• The girl next door didn't accept your friend request
• Uski saree meri saree se safed kaise??(Why her robe is whiter than mine??)

Girls rule facebook

Facebook which is now part and parcel of our daily routine  has completely changed our life , or in fact I should say has given us a new life .For every person there are two identities –first ,being the real identity and second, the virtual facebook identity. It has helped us to connect with the existing friends, make new ones and be updated about them (gratitude to mark zuckernberg for all this) .But there is one thing that mark and face book has done in India which neither our social reformers, nor Amir khan could do and that is – “It has given equal status to women or much more beyond it in our second virtual world”

Uncertainties of a 20 year old

 After completing two decades in this planet, every 20 year old comes across a situation when he is  completely clue less about what’s happening in his life and there are some uncertainties that keep haunting him in some dead corner of his subconscious mind…

  1. “murgi kya jaane ande ka kya hoga,life milegi ya saala fry hoga”

No matter how hard you work and how much confidence you possess, you are still not sure where your jump is exactly going to land. You are not sure where your career is heading towards; all you can do is just try to scrap some marks which even don’t guarantee a gateway to a stable future. You try to explore all the options like-

 Whether to go for placements,

If placements, either public sector, private sector, core job etc

 Or to go for further studies

 If further studies, either MBA, M.Tech, PHD whatever…

 And if further studies whether in India or abroad…

“Confusion hi confusion hain solution kuch pata nhi”

Even after exploring all the options, it’s very difficult to make a firm decision  

Fun in the classroom

With all the freedom and energy to conquer the world, college life is the most memorable and lively phase of one’s life. Hanging out with friends in canteen, bunking classes and going for movies, infinite longs talks in the hostel, those college affairs and breakups and much more. All these events when you look back make you nostalgic.

But as every coin has its flip side, one more event that acquires a large chunk of college life is the dreaded and boring lectures. Surviving the college lectures in India is not an easy job with a large species of frustrated professors in our classrooms, their monotonous style of teaching (which is a competition to the best sleeping pill available in the market) and their never ending threats for reducing the internal marks.

Over the past ten years surviving the lectures is growing as a skill. While my counterparts around 10 years ago could only doze off in the class room, over a period of time they started buying mobile phones (colour or no colour, camera or no camera) and soon texting evolved in the class rooms, later they bought slightly better versions of them, and gaming and Bluetooth transfer evolved (including all kinds of data transfer). Finally it is time for my generation now, my generation of internet in our mobiles. And those classrooms are not boring and monotonous anymore.

Sachin tendulkar-the god of cricket

"I have seen God, he bats at no. 4 for India"-mattew hayden

On his 39^th birthday, here is my post as a tribute to him...So where to start from, he has scored thousands of runs and has conquered  millions of records , but what makes him great is his hunger for the game at the age when most players turn commentators.

His perseveration and passion to make his child hood dream to win world cup for India was clearly evident last year. I still remember those winning moments when he came running like an ecstatic child out of the pavilion to celebrate the victory with ms dhoni…That moment left me spell bound.

He is a paragon of humility at the zenith of  success. He has always respected the game and unlike other players, never questioned back the umpire (even though, he always has been at the receiving of the unfair decisions)

Most of us tremble under family pressure, peer pressure, etc but just think of this guy who has to bear the burden of billion hopes every time he walks to bat and he has still performed consistently over the years which is clearly evident from the sky rocketing average and strike rate he has even after two decades of cricketing career.

He has been criticized many times that he plays for personal records, but with once in an interview with ravi shastri he said-

“I would love to get out in 90’s every time, if India wins”

This statement clearly shows the level of patriotism and his selflessness for personnel gains.

"the world ends in a month"

What if the world ends in a month…??

Hey I have no intention of scaring you guys, and definitely the world is not ending in month but pessimistic side of mine makes me think whether the recent Indonesia earth quake was a glimpse of the grim reality…

What if over a few months our planet earth experiences some more heavy jolts and climatic disruption…

And one fine morning sitting a cup of coffee, your morning newspaper headlines read

 “SCIENTISTS DECLARE THE WORLD ENDS IN MONTH”

 16 November, 2012

A recent survey by a panel of scientists in Geneva revealed that earth’s crust is crumbling day by day and with current pace, it is not expected to last more than a month. The satellite images published by NASA are a testimony to the fact.  The Mayan calendar also predicts the end of the world on 21, december2012 ……..

What now????How will you react...??? Just think for a minute…

After thinking for almost an hour, I came to simple conclusion that we humans might ourselves increase the entropy (disorderness ) of the world by many folds.

A place called CHANDINI CHAWK in old delhi

A place called CHANDNI CHAWK in old delhi

 it’s a place where you can even be killed if there is a stampede.there is so much human traffic that you can even reach your destination if you are not in a hurry with the help of law of conservation of energy,I mean the infinite numerous pushes you will get from the crowd..

And thanks to the movie directors for glamorizing it in movies, but the truth is there aint no white doves (masakalli..masakalli)…and even the crows sometimes have fear of getting killed by the stolen electric wiring.

But telling you this place has a jugaad for everything under the sun,ranging from all the future brides searching lehengas to vendors selling electric trimmers.

AGENT VINOD -THE MOVIE REVIEW

                                                           Movie review

Agent vinod- 3/5
one time watch

So  after  sunny  paaji’s hero , the indian spy is back …and this time he is wearing better Armani and Versace  coats …travelling across 15 different nations and driving the fastest  cars…so is this time we have our desi  James bond..naa we  are still far from it..Though saif’s macho moves and kareena’s curves (whooooooooo..)  are highly appreciable…but the story  is too overly written and our favourite enemy Pakistan is again targeted( TOI may sue the script writer for not spreading “AMAN KI ASHA”)

MISS BEAUTIFUL EYES

                                                   MISS BEAUTIFUL EYES.....


No matter what the distance is.
hearing you speak is still a bliss.
the more I try to avoid ...
yet you are an empty void.
Still remember the days
when your sparkling eyes ...
used to give me butterflies.
 Still remember that your charismatic smile...
used to make my toil worthwhile.
there is nothing now that I wish ...
it's the memories that I cherish.
-Animesh shah

mechanical engineering and girls : the side effects

mechanical engineering and girls are like salman kissing shahrukh, pakistani players speaking fluent english   and petrol prices going down ...in short next to impossible...i still haven't able to figure out clearly why girls dont opt for mechanical engineering... whether it requires brain muscles or arm muscles or both...so whatever the reason is ...at end of the day the sufferers are poor mech boys....who have to compete against each other for a single girl (and in some colleges that girl can have moustaches also)...so one lucky guy gets the girl, and others have to be content themselves  with "apna haath jaganatth"  (i am not explaining this one)...special thanks to xxx godessess who still make us alive...
but this deprivation of girls can have serious effects on health and mental status of a guy...
now i l tell some possible side effects of low sex ratio in mechanical engineering

Morning schedule of a hostel student

(my room)

While rest of the world start their day with a hot cup of tea,ours is not the same.After 5-6 loud ringing alarms you wake up next to an ugly looking guy with short boxers exposing hairy legs in a hostel room.
Then its time for the morning chores,you move slowly towards that dreaded  hostel washroom .Dreaded because even you are not sure what flavour you will get to see behind that toilet door which is at 60 degree angle..after a daredevil act of pushing that door , there is  a sigh of relief to  find a clean pot..otherwise the first words from  vocal chords have to be censored..then its time for brushing the teeth..while most brush in the normal bathroom sink, some innovative guys like me like to brush near the drinking water tank...the best part is spitting the paste in corridor from 7th floor with a projectile...

Classification of Indian state people

well one advantage of studying in a private engineering university is that you get to know a lot of people from differeent states,here i summarize them


CHANDIGARH 

MOTTO-live life king size


well if u ask a chandigarhian , what is capital of USA ,he might say paris...but you ask him about clothing brands he will sabotage your image with his fashion knowledge...
bhagat singh and honey singh are youth icons (raghu being next)
the chiks are hot but dumb...in short wallpaper girls...the guys are fun loving ,saying no to liquor is a cardinal sin and they are always ready to pop their coc* out..

top ten things that changed in last 20 years..

well as i complete two decades on this planet next week , i look back at top things that changed in past 20 years in India..

1. camera  vaala mobile...

having a cell phone (camera or no camera) is like having an organ of your body..either u have it or you are physically challenged..no offences..we cant survive without this gadget even a day..so the next evolution in human body would be to have an in-built standard mobile
charger.....

2.sheila and munni becomes house hold entity

sheila and munni have crept into our drawing rooms even with their negligible clothes , and i must say say we are lucky ones to see their jawaani...i mean their dance  even with our parents sitting on the  next couch in the same room..

THEORY OF GIRLS : why girls ditching rate is increasing..???

WARNING: this is a completely male chauvinist post ,so the writer does not take any responsibility if it hurts your girly feelings..

I still remember the days in  1990's and early 2000's ,when my older folks used to tell me stories about  a macho flamboyant guy  felling in love with a girl and then he used to breakup with the girl for some bullshit reason (in most cases,he fell for some other sexy girl..) and then his ex gf would sob for days, attempt suicide and still wait for him to come back.

sorry boys your golden days are over. Since last two years I have observed a trend that neither of my friend or acquaintance in my friend circuit has ditched a girl..And this statement comes with a hundred percent guarantee in LDR( long distance relationship).So why is it happening...??? are we becoming less masculine..no..are we spending less talk time..?? (i mean spending less time to understand the feelings..)..nopes....

So inspired by my book THEORY OF MACHINES .I come up with a new theory called THEORY OF GIRLS  .So whats this theory about

"The Rat Race of Indian Student"

Once upon  a recent time,a child named Chatur in a country called  India,worked diligently to score grades and led a balanced life. An average student,he was content and happy with his life.But like all good stories,he encountered a villian.The dark lord in his life was no human,it was a typical Indian phenomenon of higher and secondary standard called "The Boards".Yes, you heard it correct..boards...boards ....boards.....( hope you are not sweating after reading the word)

safar

on my way to pondicherry with my friends ,i live my journey 

सफर...

मुसाफिर हु मैं मंजिल का ठिकाना नही..

जिए जा रहा हु सफ़र को अब होश में मुझे आना नही.

इन हवाओ में उड़ जाना चाहता हु मैं ..

इन वादियों को देखकर मुस्करा जाता हु मैं .

खुशियों के लिए  नही करना होता किसी तरीक  का इंतज़ार ...

हो साथ अगर कुछ अनमोल यार ..

-अनिमेष शाह 

BHRAHMIT SATYA

Being a single protected child ,born and brought up in good environment , I was not aware of the dark side of the world,after spending almost an year outside my burrow,I get to know a different world, a different truth        
        

                                

 "भ्रह्मित सत्य  "

आये  थे हम सीधी राह में चलने 

पर बीच  में हमारे कदम   ल्ध्ख्धा गये .

अंधेरे को हमने रौशनी समझा  

और सोचने की शमता  गवा बैठे .

नशे को हमने  मौसम  समझा 

और पैसे को अपनी जरूरत 

पर  इनके पीछे भाग कर ,

ज़िन्दगी के हसीन लम्हे गवा बैठे .

मोह  को हमने प्यार कहा ,

काम से  उसेको बदनाम किया 

पर इन सब की वजह से हम कुछ

अनमोल यार गवा बैठे .

वापस देखने की कोशिश करी ,

तो हम नक्षा गवा  बैठे .

ज़िन्दगी के हम कटपुतली  थे ,

डोर  थी नशा ,पैसा  और काम .

हम शायद खुद पर ही सैयम गवा बैठे 

-अनिमेष  शाह