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3/19/2012

mechanical engineering and girls : the side effects

mechanical engineering and girls are like salman kissing shahrukh, pakistani players speaking fluent english   and petrol prices going down ...in short next to impossible...i still haven't able to figure out clearly why girls dont opt for mechanical engineering... whether it requires brain muscles or arm muscles or both...so whatever the reason is ...at end of the day the sufferers are poor mech boys....who have to compete against each other for a single girl (and in some colleges that girl can have moustaches also)...so one lucky guy gets the girl, and others have to be content themselves  with "apna haath jaganatth"  (i am not explaining this one)...special thanks to xxx godessess who still make us alive...
but this deprivation of girls can have serious effects on health and mental status of a guy...
now i l tell some possible side effects of low sex ratio in mechanical engineering


CASE 1: HORNY LIFESTYLE...


this situation refers to guys who are completely girl deprived ....eg. those who studied in boys hostel for 12 years hoping that college life would be colourful , but they ended up black and white or i should say grey(refers to colour of workshop dress that we wear in labs)....they don't have a female friend circle...and they have no clue how to talk to remaining 50% of the world's population(excluding mothers and sisters)...
these species are worst affected and get aroused by any object having circumference  2 pie R including car silencers...they can call customer care to hear feminine voice ...and the best outing they could have is a crowd full of women ,and they playing the push and push game..


CASE 2: NOMADIC LIFESTYLE


these folks including me ,have a decent female friend circle but they have lost all hopes of making a girl friend because either their dream girls are too far or the ones close are below the par standards...they find their refuge by either digging themselves in books, sports , gymming,making cars ,making money ..etc etc...their day time table is fixed even before they wake up....

CASE 3: BISEXUAL LIFESTYLE....


people under this category have very few female pals and they are more than happy with the menfolk... 
they sometimes come too close to each other, sometimes being unaware that they are still not accepted in the society...they are no way homosexuals but ya they have a fair bit of attraction for the man kind...there activities are quite similar to case 2 people...except the fact that their mobile inbox is full of mahesh,ramesh and suresh...


EXCEPTIONS: THE ONES HAVING FAMILIES


it means the committed ones, these are men with either
1. super flattery skills or 
2.very low satisfaction standards


the former ones use their past experiences to lure other branch girls and the latter one are  happy with the moustached girl....

SUGGESTIONS:  perseverance is the key...."BHAGWAAN KE GHAR MEIN DER HAIN, ANDHER NHI"  


14 comments:

  1. Girls don't opt for mechanical engg or other fields which require brute physical strength.Those who make it have to face a lot of ridicule like "Will she able to set the required torque to tighten the bolts". Muscular strength do count if a guy is able to replace a particular unit in say 1 hour, the gal will take it longer.

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    1. Girls do their workshop job pretty well and that too ON TIME. Dont underestimate Girls..

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  2. tough luck for the mechanical engineering guys is all i would say..haha

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  4. Ha ha you are funny
    I am a girl taking mechanical engineering and to be quite honest, I am pretty as well.

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    1. whats your name?where do you live.i love seeing impossible things happen.by the way i am a boy from above mentioned case 1(code red)spent 12 years in boys college, then cracked jee and landed up in a shithole with no girls

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  5. Girls is natural soft and Boy is natural Hard. If Gal is taking mechanical that is difficulty to getting reliable job in the Industries. SO, Hopefully Gal has degree and can change her career in the IT Industries with design/architect of manufaturing plant or big company. whatever may be reason but If good company not yet received job offer there are very difficultive for girl. basically for Indian Girl accoording to our society.

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  6. I'm mechanical girl, working in core area. And found reasons irrelevant. I think the main reason behind girls not optioning for mechanical is our society's false belief that mech is not girls area. We need to break this belief. Girls are equally strong enough (mentally and physically) to compete with guys.. And now trend have changed.. Even Cummins college of pune (a girls college) have a full strength of mechanical batch. Watch out guys... Mech girls soon going to dominate this MECHANICAL area.

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    1. I'm a girl, and I'm interested in pursuing mechanical engineering. I wish there was someone I knew and could ask questions about what it's like being an ME. Could you tell me your opinion on what it's like, are you happy with it, etc. Anything would be great :).

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