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2/24/2012

top ten things that changed in last 20 years..

well as i complete two decades on this planet next week , i look back at top things that changed in past 20 years in India..

1. camera  vaala mobile...

having a cell phone (camera or no camera) is like having an organ of your body..either u have it or you are physically challenged..no offences..we cant survive without this gadget even a day..so the next evolution in human body would be to have an in-built standard mobile
charger.....












2.sheila and munni becomes house hold entity




sheila and munni have crept into our drawing rooms even with their negligible clothes , and i must say say we are lucky ones to see their jawaani...i mean their dance  even with our parents sitting on the  next couch in the same room..




2/21/2012

THEORY OF GIRLS : why girls ditching rate is increasing..???


WARNING: this is a completely male chauvinist post ,so the writer does not take any responsibility if it hurts your girly feelings..


I still remember the days in  1990's and early 2000's ,when my older folks used to tell me stories about  a macho flamboyant guy  felling in love with a girl and then he used to breakup with the girl for some bullshit reason (in most cases,he fell for some other sexy girl..) and then his ex gf would sob for days, attempt suicide and still wait for him to come back.
sorry boys your golden days are over. Since last two years I have observed a trend that neither of my friend or acquaintance in my friend circuit has ditched a girl..And this statement comes with a hundred percent guarantee in LDR( long distance relationship).So why is it happening...??? are we becoming less masculine..no..are we spending less talk time..?? (i mean spending less time to understand the feelings..)..nopes....
So inspired by my book THEORY OF MACHINES .I come up with a new theory called THEORY OF GIRLS  .So whats this theory about


2/13/2012

"The Rat Race of Indian Student"

Once upon  a recent time,a child named Chatur in a country called  India,worked diligently to score grades and led a balanced life. An average student,he was content and happy with his life.But like all good stories,he encountered a villian.The dark lord in his life was no human,it was a typical Indian phenomenon of higher and secondary standard called "The Boards".Yes, you heard it correct..boards...boards ....boards.....( hope you are not sweating after reading the word)


2/12/2012

safar

on my way to pondicherry with my friends ,i live my journey 


सफर...

मुसाफिर हु मैं मंजिल का ठिकाना नही..
जिए जा रहा हु सफ़र को अब होश में मुझे आना नही.
इन हवाओ में उड़ जाना चाहता हु मैं ..
इन वादियों को देखकर मुस्करा जाता हु मैं .
खुशियों के लिए  नही करना होता किसी तरीक  का इंतज़ार ...
हो साथ अगर कुछ अनमोल यार ..

-अनिमेष शाह 


2/11/2012

BHRAHMIT SATYA






Being a single protected child ,born and brought up in good environment , I was not aware of the dark side of the world,after spending almost an year outside my burrow,I get to know a different world, a different truth        
        
                                







 "भ्रह्मित सत्य  "

आये  थे हम सीधी राह में चलने 
पर बीच  में हमारे कदम   ल्ध्ख्धा गये .
अंधेरे को हमने रौशनी समझा  
और सोचने की शमता  गवा बैठे .

नशे को हमने  मौसम  समझा 
और पैसे को अपनी जरूरत 
पर  इनके पीछे भाग कर ,
ज़िन्दगी के हसीन लम्हे गवा बैठे .

मोह  को हमने प्यार कहा ,
काम से  उसेको बदनाम किया 
पर इन सब की वजह से हम कुछ
अनमोल यार गवा बैठे .

वापस देखने की कोशिश करी ,
तो हम नक्षा गवा  बैठे .
ज़िन्दगी के हम कटपुतली  थे ,
डोर  थी नशा ,पैसा  और काम .
हम शायद खुद पर ही सैयम गवा बैठे 

-अनिमेष  शाह 



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