AGENT VINOD -THE MOVIE REVIEW

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Agent vinod- 3/5
one time watch

So  after  sunny  paaji’s hero , the indian spy is back …and this time he is wearing better Armani and Versace  coats …travelling across 15 different nations and driving the fastest  cars…so is this time we have our desi  James bond..naa we  are still far from it..Though saif’s macho moves and kareena’s curves (whooooooooo..)  are highly appreciable…but the story  is too overly written and our favourite enemy Pakistan is again targeted( TOI may sue the script writer for not spreading “AMAN KI ASHA”)

MISS BEAUTIFUL EYES

                                                   MISS BEAUTIFUL EYES.....


No matter what the distance is.
hearing you speak is still a bliss.
the more I try to avoid ...
yet you are an empty void.
Still remember the days
when your sparkling eyes ...
used to give me butterflies.
 Still remember that your charismatic smile...
used to make my toil worthwhile.
there is nothing now that I wish ...
it's the memories that I cherish.
-Animesh shah

mechanical engineering and girls : the side effects

mechanical engineering and girls are like salman kissing shahrukh, pakistani players speaking fluent english   and petrol prices going down ...in short next to impossible...i still haven't able to figure out clearly why girls dont opt for mechanical engineering... whether it requires brain muscles or arm muscles or both...so whatever the reason is ...at end of the day the sufferers are poor mech boys....who have to compete against each other for a single girl (and in some colleges that girl can have moustaches also)...so one lucky guy gets the girl, and others have to be content themselves  with "apna haath jaganatth"  (i am not explaining this one)...special thanks to xxx godessess who still make us alive...
but this deprivation of girls can have serious effects on health and mental status of a guy...
now i l tell some possible side effects of low sex ratio in mechanical engineering

Morning schedule of a hostel student

(my room)

While rest of the world start their day with a hot cup of tea,ours is not the same.After 5-6 loud ringing alarms you wake up next to an ugly looking guy with short boxers exposing hairy legs in a hostel room.
Then its time for the morning chores,you move slowly towards that dreaded  hostel washroom .Dreaded because even you are not sure what flavour you will get to see behind that toilet door which is at 60 degree angle..after a daredevil act of pushing that door , there is  a sigh of relief to  find a clean pot..otherwise the first words from  vocal chords have to be censored..then its time for brushing the teeth..while most brush in the normal bathroom sink, some innovative guys like me like to brush near the drinking water tank...the best part is spitting the paste in corridor from 7th floor with a projectile...

Classification of Indian state people

well one advantage of studying in a private engineering university is that you get to know a lot of people from differeent states,here i summarize them


CHANDIGARH 

MOTTO-live life king size


well if u ask a chandigarhian , what is capital of USA ,he might say paris...but you ask him about clothing brands he will sabotage your image with his fashion knowledge...
bhagat singh and honey singh are youth icons (raghu being next)
the chiks are hot but dumb...in short wallpaper girls...the guys are fun loving ,saying no to liquor is a cardinal sin and they are always ready to pop their coc* out..